AbandonedBayswater

The Street Roller Hockey League has such an overwhelming imbalance between teams and playing facilities that the Board decided to deliberately avoid promoting our product to new audiences, instead focussing on retaining existing members.

Despite the minimal promotional campaign the Street Roller Hockey League has again grown in size and stature.

The 2016b season will feature 123 teams (+6 from 2016a). 108 will compete for the Canley Cup, awarded to the best team in the Mixed/Men’s competition. 15 will compete for the Stanley Box, awarded to the best team in the Ladies competition.

As we do every team name announcing day, please vote in a 3-2-1 Brownlow format for your favourite team name. (3 votes is your favourite name). The winner gets a warm block of Export.

* denotes a new team

LADIES LEAGUE (15)

Ardross A-rerollers
Balcatta Dirty Stick Magnets *
Bayswatermelon Breezers
Beachside Bell Ends
Chick Park
Como cunstables
Coolbinia Cruisers
Cruellas de Leederville *
Dianella Dirty Street Pies
Fremantle Cappuccino Strippers
Freopian Tubes
Joondnanna Jerryhatricks
Perth On Heat
PerthHub: two girls one puck *
Willa G-Bangers *

MIXED/MEN’S (109)

50 Shades of Graylands
Balcatta Bandits
Baldivis Reapers *
Balingup Bruisers
BaySlaughter House 5
Bayswater Barracudas
Bayswater Croquet Club
Bayswater Marauder Otters *
Beaufort Street Hookahs *
Belmont Poon Bears *
Belmontgomery Burns *
Bicton Banter Lords
Bicton Bath Salts (back after a season off)
Bicton Four ‘n Twenty
Black Wall Reach Arounds
Booragoonbagz
Bull Creek Buttchuggers (back after a season off)
C. Montgomery Cockburns *
Canning Bridge Trolls
Chicken Wingthrop *
Churchlands Hellraisers
City Beach Kooks
Claremont Cereal Killahs
Claremonty Pythons (formerly Yokine Reservoir Dogs)
Como Mo Co
Dalkeith Urbans
Dianella Demons
Dog Swamp Swamp Dogs
Doubleview Double Yewws
East Freo Bae Blades
Embleton Emus *
F.I.R.E. *
Fremantle Metropolis Double Blacks
Freo Dirty Dog Beachers
Get Bentley
GMLA Angels
GMLA Guardians
GMLA Jurassic Pucks
Greenmount Doom
Harambæyswater (formerly South Perth Sam’s Green Eggs and Ham)
Hillarys Humpbacks
How much wood would a Parkwood park if a Parkwood could park wood
Iluka Underground *
Inglewood Coldcuts
Innaloominati
Jason Alexander Heights
K-Town Cooks
Kalamunda Hillbillies
Karrinyup Puck Buddies *
Labia Menora Explorers
Lake Mongrels
Leederville Green Cocks *
Leeming Chin
Manning Manchilds
Marmion Mighty Drunks
Maylands Muthapuckas
Melville Mighty Pucks *
Mindarie Molotovs
Mörley Crüe
Morley Flying Hellfish *
Morley Puck Troopers
Mount Hawth’n’horny
Mount Lawless Low Lives *
Mount Pleasant Mounties
Mullaloozers
Nedlands Flanders
North Beach Bearded Clams
North Perth Bald Beavers
Northbridge Jack Rabbit Nosebleeds *
Northbridge MDM8s
Ocean Beef
Osborne Trailer Puck Boys *
Paddington Bears *
Palmyra Puck Patrol
Parkerville Drop Bears *
Patrick Bateman
Peanut Butter Shelley (formerly Shannon Nollamara’s)
Perth City Misfits *
Perth City Puck Pirates
Perth Flayva Flavs *
Perth Glory Holes
Riverton ReGretzkys
Rocko Rodents
Roleystone Henges
Rollerburger Leedervillians
Rottnest Holy Quokkamoles
Scarboro Scar Bros
Scarbara Kadabra
South Perth Major Blazers
St James Addictions
Stirling Archers
Stirling From the Bottom Now We’re Here
Stoneville Sloths
Subiaco Silkworms
Subiaco Slap Shots *
Swan View Draught
Swanbourne Nudists
Swanbourne Sand People
The Fresh Prince of Beel-iar *
The SwanBourne Supremacy
Victoria Park Bitters (formerly Kensington Kermits)
Wembley Blue Light Discos
Wembley Food Courts
Whitfords City Turbo Tuggers
Wilson Castaways
Winthrop Multiple Scoregasms *
Yokine Drugs n Crime
You Used to Como on my Cell Phone