Local man goes on 48hr bender, Tells everyone about it

By | September 15th, 2016|Uncategorized, William Flogner|

"If you go on a bender and forget to SnapChat it, did it even really happen bro?" A local Bicton / Maylands man has made history this week by successfully completing his 74th / 16th consecutive weekend-long bender. Thought to be the result of a bitter relationship breakdown, Tom's / John's life

THE BIG CHEESE TURNS 24!

By | September 10th, 2016|Uncategorized|

Let's have a look back at Big Jims hockey career thus far. Spotto Ayden, Moot and Paul. Teams played for = 20 Games played = 200 Number of Canley's he has won = 0 Number of times his team has been bundled out in the semi finals = 2 Number of times he has washed

Local hockey player restricted to two teams, forced to fill in for another seven.

By | September 5th, 2016|SRHL News, Uncategorized|

At the start of 2016B commissioner Flourey put forward the motion that each player was to play for no more than two teams. For your average SRHL Joe this had little impact, but for the self proclaimed ruler of the south it was a different story. The Big Cheese aka James Versluis aka the guy who

2016b ROUND ONE FIXTURES

By | August 16th, 2016|Uncategorized|

It's lit fam Ladies There are an odd number of teams. In theory there should be a bye each round. We release 2 rounds at a time so the two theoretical bye teams play each other. This match is added in the first fixture of each set of 2 rounds. So one team will have two Round 1 fixtures

2016b Teams Announcement

By | August 16th, 2016|Uncategorized|

The Street Roller Hockey League has such an overwhelming imbalance between teams and playing facilities that the Board decided to deliberately avoid promoting our product to new audiences, instead focussing on retaining existing members. Despite the minimal promotional campaign the Street Roller Hockey League has again grown in size and stature. The 2016b season will feature 123 teams (+6 from

YOUR 2016/17 SRHL BOARD

By | August 1st, 2016|SRHL News, Uncategorized|

The Street Roller Hockey League recently became an incorporated not-for-profit organisation. A board of directors was appointed to oversee strategic governance and all that boring stuff. The oppressive dictatorship of Commissioner Lourey is officially over. Please welcome your new SRHL overlords. NICK GEERS - Chairmane Nick has completed his Bachelor of Science & Master

NORTH vs SOUTH

By | April 30th, 2016|Uncategorized|

45 THINGS THAT MAKES NORTH OF THE RIVER BETTER THAN THE SOUTH OF THE RIVER

By | April 28th, 2016|Uncategorized|

THE SLAB SOUTH OF THE RIVER PEOPLE ARE PEASANTS MT HAWTHORN STREET FESTIVAL SOUTH OF THE RIVER PEOPLE ARE PEASANTS THE SLAB 2.0 – SUCK IT SOUTHERNERS SOUTH OF THE RIVER PEOPLE ARE PEASANTS THE SLAB 3.0 0 – LOCATION TBA BUT DEFINITELY WILL BE NORTH OF THE RIVER SOUTH OF THE RIVER PEOPLE ARE

SRHL WARZ

By | April 25th, 2016|Uncategorized|

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ATTENTION ALL SOUTHERNERS!

By | April 20th, 2016|Uncategorized|

Southern Dictator for the upcoming All Stars Weekend 2016a.: Nicholas Greers Fascist team of "patriots": Sarah Bennett - Leader of Women; Fire Support & Training Jack McCracken - Leader of the TurbPros; Tsunami & Earthquake Response Matthew Curry - Leader of Sophomores; Crowd &/or Traffic Control Paul Monaco & Co. - Chief Organiser