Let’s have a look back at Big Jims hockey career thus far. Spotto Ayden, Moot and Paul.

• Teams played for = 20
• Games played = 200
• Number of Canley’s he has won = 0
• Number of times his team has been bundled out in the semi finals = 2
• Number of times he has washed his gloves = 0
• Number of times he has captained the South to a losing All Star Weekend = 1
• Number of fake Facebook personas he controls = 4
• Number of throat high saucers he’s chucked up from 30m out from goal = 600
• Number of goals he has blocked from a dubious distance = 43
• Number of times he has called someone a flog = 10000